KATY PERRY EP IS OUT BEEOTCHES!

it's like 2000 spoons when all you need is some crack. it's just so addicting y'all. katy perry is as cool as sheila e. with a voice like alanis morissette. her first single 'ur so gay' is so gay, like happy. the first time i played it in my car my two female passengers were tossing their heads out the windows and screaming the lyrics at the top of their lungs. one would easily assume this behavior could be attributed to the mass amounts of liquor consumed, which would probably also be to blame for their inappropriate and selfish use of the repeat function and relentless demands for dangerously high volume levels; however, when the experiment was repeated sans mai tais and margaritas, the song was just as addictingly good (i don't care if that's not even a word). ms. perry also just killed it on a cover of the outfields 'your love' that starts with my personal favorite pick up line, "i know you know my boyfriend is out of town, so have a drink lets talk it over," and end with "i think i'm done fuckin singing this song." but katy's not just another man-hatin-lilith-fair-lezzy with a killer voice, witty lyrics and catchy beats, she's a fucking rock star, bon jovi move ovi.


"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemmingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
Ur so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don't even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny maybe you should super size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean cause I cannot get your outta your head
I’m so angry cause you rather MYSPACE instead
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup"

download UR SO GAY for free at www.katyperry.com, just click on the strawberry tattoo on her arm and enter the password PNASTY