DON'T TELL PARIS

101.27 karat diamond up for grabs. Well, bids.



Christies auctioneers in Hong Kong are selling the largest colorless diamond to appear at auction in 18 years The diamond weighs approximately 101.27 karats, measuring 28.62 x 33.54 x 19.86 mm. The diamond is valued in excess of HK$47,000,000 that's like $6 million USD. Shit. That's nothing! Can't one of the rock stars im sleeping with afford that. Cheap bastards.

CAN YOU DO THE BANANA SPLITS?!

special banana split sundae with DJAM, Steve Aoki, Thee Mike B, Mia Moretti AKA DJ Group E., DJ Fashen and DJ Morsey ... this sunday february 24th, 2008 at LAX in Hollywood.

free keg on the dance floor.

free hookers on the patio.

free hipster publicity shots by the cobrasnake aka mark hunter and almost free collector's items polaroids by rony's photobooth.

i like electro. i like retro. i like ghetto. house. n techno.

NAJA ASHEI'S GOT NOTHIN ON THIS ONE

meet naked mole rat from africa.



Ok boys. Here is your chance to get back at all those hussies who messed around under the covers. Slip one of these under the pillow where your girl normally keeps her toys. surprise!